As you can see by the large GIF at the top of this post, this has been QUITE a week for GIFs. More than just the way that every week is quite a week for GIFs, you might be asking? Well it's hard to…   Read Story »

Great news, guys, they're going to make another Pirates of the Caribbean movie probably. Oh thank goodness! After this most recent episode (which has made one billion dollars at the box office,…   Read Story »

Rob Marshall, director of the new Pirates movie, and Johnny, who you may be familiar with from such films as Pirates 4 and Don Juan De Marco, are in talks to remake The Thin Man. I like how Johnny…   Read Story »

The Tourist opens today, you guys, and it looks terrible. It stars Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp (and I bet you that the person who wrote the screenplay would tell you that as far as they are…   Read Story »

I want to kiss Angelina Jolie and I want to be Johnny Depp as much as the next American patriot, but I'm not the only one who thinks The Tourist basically just looks like Knight and Day with worse…   Read Story »

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The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus trailer, you guys: Um...what? Don't get me wrong...this looks like it could be great, if I had any idea what this was. Terry Gilliam has made so many good movies,…   Read Story »

WASSUP POGS! Yo, as you probably heard on da grapevine, this week is Comi-Con, which is the world's greatest place for all of the coolest posters for movies that won't come out for three years.…   Read Story »

Alice in Wonderland trailer, you guys: Well, that looks neat, I guess. (You say you did all of that with a what now? A computahuh?) Also: unnecessary. Did we need Tim Burton's Charlie and the…   Read Story »