Showing All "J.J. Abrams" Posts
Jun 23rd, 2009 24 Comments
Earlier this month, when Air France flight 447 disappeared off the coast of Brazil, it was a horrific tragedy. Total nightmare fuel. The fact that an airplane carrying 228 people who were now…   Read Story »
May 15th, 2009 1 Comment
Gizmodo compares the the size of the new Starship Enterprise from JJ Abrams Star Trek (probably the best movie ever made, basically*) to the previous Enterprise, as well as other spaceships in sci-fi…   Read Story »
May 14th, 2009 43 Comments
OK, I lied. I said that I was going to stop watching Fringe, but I have not stopped watching Fringe. I have only stopped writing about it. Not that I don't wish every week that I was able to quit…   Read Story »
May 14th, 2009 119 Comments
Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!
First thing's first, as they say in sports: nothin' but SPOILERS.
So, Jacob. He is real, and he is pretty cool. Even back in the 1600s he talks like a normal dude. One imagines…   Read Story »
May 11th, 2009 98 Comments
Obviously, I don't care about the Star Trek franchise. No one does. I mean, supposedly lots of people care about it, some of them caring about it too much even, but I don't know any of them. And I…   Read Story »
Nov 12th, 2008 2 Comments
Well, now that we've put Fringe in the ground, how about a trailer for Lost?
SPOOKY COMPASS! Man, there's really nothing here. We've given this show too much power in the relationship. It's taking…   Read Story »
Nov 12th, 2008 11 Comments
I think we're done here. You had your chance. Perhaps you would like to know where you went wrong. OK, let me tell you:
A show's characters should NOT be constructed like a high school term paper.…   Read Story »
Oct 15th, 2008 12 Comments
Fringe has a few problems, actually. For one, it's completely devoid of any emotional impact. That's not completely unexpected in a show that deals primarily in the paranormal, but even X-Files,…   Read Story »
Oct 2nd, 2008 3 Comments
Fringe has been picked up for a second season. That's right, 22 new dead end mysteries to never solve and heavy handed examples of Walter Bishop's eccentricity. Congratulations, J.J. Abrams. You'll…   Read Story »
Oct 1st, 2008 8 Comments
On last night's Fringe there was a vibrating metallic object (that's what she said) and a machine that allowed you to read people's thoughts, but most importantly there was a weird bald guy. Who is…   Read Story »























