Showing All "Jessica Szohr" Posts
Sep 6th, 2011 8 Comments
Gossip Girl's Vanessa, AKA Jessica Szohr, has been cast as the lead in a "sex horror comedy," AKA my favorite genre of horror comedy, called Love Bite. Will she still dress like a mom from the '60s… Read Story »
Jul 28th, 2011 30 Comments
I don't know about you guys, but I really miss my Sex and the City gals. Six seasons and two movies is not enough! Twelve more seasons! Eight more movies! Lots! Of! Spinoffs! Here's a real thing: I… Read Story »
May 4th, 2010 29 Comments
Nate and Serena would love to keep making out in Chuck's kitchen, but Serena is going to be late for breakfast at her mom's and Rufus's apartment. Wait a second, are Nate and Serena BOTH living with… Read Story »
Apr 6th, 2010 25 Comments
Fine, Gossip Girl. If you are not going to treat me like an adult human being with self-worth and a modicum of intelligence whose time is valuable, then I am not going to treat you like a real TV… Read Story »
Mar 30th, 2010 47 Comments
The celebration of Passover, a holiday featured in previous episodes of Gossip Girl, centers around the Jewish people's retelling of the story of their emancipation from Egyptian slavery under the… Read Story »
Mar 23rd, 2010 48 Comments
It used to be that the dramatic tensions of this show were constantly shifting as people changed alliances, changed sleeping partners, or changed boroughs, but everyone seems to be treading water at… Read Story »
Mar 16th, 2010 23 Comments
On last night's episode of Gossip Girl there was indeed a party. Obviously. If there were ever an episode of this show that did not feature a party, government agents would raid the CW offices and… Read Story »
Dec 8th, 2009 24 Comments
You know what this show needs? A good death. The death of one of is principal actors, too, none of this Bart Bass nonsense. The best part is, there are so many characters to choose from! In an ideal… Read Story »
Dec 1st, 2009 21 Comments
You're kidding, right, Gossip Girl? So you have completely given up, right? Just let us all know if you have completely given up, because I think a lot of us would like to give up, too. There is… Read Story »
Nov 17th, 2009 23 Comments
Obviously, this show has become ridiculous. It used to be about students at an elite private high school, their social and sexual manipulations, and handbags or whatever. That made sense. It had an… Read Story »
