May The Force Be With This Gallery Of Star Wars Street Art -COEDMagazine Will Ferrell Is A Lakers' Security Guard Named Ted Vagina -HyperVocal 'Breaking Bad Teddy Bear Cake' looks delicious, jk,…   Read Story »

Two of my very good friends are getting married this weekend, and so I am sitting on a cross-country flight to attend their wedding. (That's right, I have friends. Jealous?) Do you even understand…   Read Story »

There were a few (two?) The Simpsons related things this week, so I chose this fun The Simpsons GIF to introduce us to our other GIFs today. Pretty cool, right? It was a pretty cool choice I made.…   Read Story »

he's got my vote! OFA.BO/PDSp2T #Obama2012— Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) August 18, 2012 Tough break for the Romney campaign. After months of speculation that this would be one of the most…   Read Story »

Dear daytimetvshow@gmail.com, No. I don't love everything about Jessica Alba. The ONLY thing I love about her is her home decorating style. Here is my SSN: 420-69-1776. Love, Gabe…   Read Story »

Wait. There is a Jessica Alba nude scene in Machete, but the nudity was CGI? Unacceptable! TO THE STREETS! A RIOT AWAITS! (Seriously, though, what? Let's end this. All of it.)   Read Story »

Teaser trailer for Meet The Little Fockers, you guys: Sure. Whatever. This exists now. I am curious if there are actually people out there who just cannot wait to see what is going to happen…   Read Story »

There's a trailer for Robert Rodriguez's fake-but-now-real-but-still-kind-of-fake movie Machete out today. Personally, I prefer when people make good movies by trying to make good movies (and bad…   Read Story »

Jessica Alba is really hot. Kind of. I mean, she is. In her face. But the more you learn about her, the less hot she seems. For one thing, she's not very good at acting, which is her job. And that's…   Read Story »

Jessica Alba is in discussions to join the third installment in the Meet the Parents series. Now, the most important thing, of course, is that there is going to be A THIRD INSTALLMENT IN THE MEET THE…   Read Story »