The whole gang (minus Ronnie? UH OH!) reunited this morning, sober, to announce their return for season 2. PAH! But it might not actually film on the Jersey shore? Boo.   Read Story »

No homo, but will you be my Valentine?   Read Story »

Bobby B is going to be Employee of the Month at the t-shirt store when he shows Danny all his cool t-shirt ideas and also as well as in addition to.   Read Story »

And, as quickly as they came into our lives, they were gone. One thing about watching last night's season finale of Jersey Shore, MTV's biggest cultural phenomenon since the days when Heidi Montag…   Read Story »

I'm glad Ronnie got arrested for knocking a dude out last week, because we're all adult human beings living in a world of consequences, but OF COURSE that dude turns out to be a terrible racist. Just…   Read Story »

Why were there two episodes of Jersey Shore on last night? This is the biggest thing to happen to MTV in years. It is an actual cultural phenomenon. So why rush through it? Weird. I'm not trying to…   Read Story »

The only way this could be better is if it was PUPPIES reenacting scenes from Jersey Shore. TBS Very Cute. Juice boxes are nature's vodka. My favorite part, though, is when Baby Pauly and Baby Jwoww…   Read Story »

In all of the excitement over the Jersey Shore, with the late night talk shows, and the nickname generators, and the celebrity pizza parties, it can be hard to remember that the cast of Jersey Shore…   Read Story »

Um, what? I know that worlds are been had constantly colliding, but sometimes it's still surprising. Then again, who WON'T Michael Cera eat pizza with these days?! Dude is a total pizzaslut, I bet.…   Read Story »

This will be the last I complain for the day about the logistical nightmare that my life has become. Seriously, these guys know what I'm talking about: "I hate cholera, and when my 17" MacBook Pro…   Read Story »