Dear Entourage fans, The cast and crew at Entourage would like you to know that we will never stop regurgitating lukewarm rehashes of the first season of our show. Here we are, five years later, and…   Read Story »

The new season of Entourage premieres on HBO Sunday, July 12th, but I'm going to save us all the headache right now with this SPOILER filled plot summary of the entire season. Vince goes to work on…   Read Story »

Vincent Chase is an asshole. Yes. Duh. But last night's season finale provided an unmitigated look at what a shithead this guy is. First, there's the historical precedent of being such an asshole.…   Read Story »

If this show was a physical reaction to stimulus (or lack thereof), it would be the sensation of pins and needles in a limb that has fallen asleep. If it was a state of being it would be "drowsy." Do…   Read Story »

We've already addressed some of Entourage's main problems. Like the problem of how there's no actual dramatic tension, and the problem of how it's treading lukewarm water, and the problem of how it's…   Read Story »

As predicted a couple of weeks ago, we've finally gotten our #2 plotline (of the 4 possible Entourage plot structures). This is the narrative turn in which all of Vince's lazy anti-ambition finally…   Read Story »

So, after last week's wretched death of studio head Alan Gray, it seemed obvious that things would start turning up for Vince, and they might. But first apparently they are going to start turning up…   Read Story »

The only thing that was keeping Entourage watchable at this point was its consistently bubbly no-stakes jacuzzi of a plot (i.e. no plot) that has been its hallmark since season 1. Get in, the water's…   Read Story »

Entourage has four plot structures. There's the "Uh Oh, Vince Is Doing Fame Wrong," plot (#1). There's the "Hooray, It Still Paid Off, Though," plot (#2). There's the "One-off Episode of…   Read Story »

You know what, nicely done, last night's Entourage. Sure, the whole show has been like a low stakes weekly poker game since the first season. Just a bunch of dudes getting together every week to joke…   Read Story »