Showing All "Jennifer Lopez" Posts
Jan 26th 65 Comments
Hey gals, how's it going? I love your blouse! Where did you get that? NO. NO! I had no idea they sold those kinds of blouses at that store! You are always so ahead of all of the fashion things, you…   Read Story »
Nov 4th, 2011 17 Comments
TGIF! TGIF! TGIF! One difficult thing I'm running into lately with this GIF post is that it seems like nobody on the internet is making and posting weekly Walking Dead GIFs? WHAT'S UP, INTERNET? Do…   Read Story »
Nov 4th, 2011 53 Comments
How mad are you guys that Hollywood hasn't done a Carmen Sandiego reboot? "Give us what we want, Hollywood!" That's you guys. "We want a Carmen Sandiego reboot!" This is your Occupy Wall Street, I'm…   Read Story »
Sep 1st, 2011 31 Comments
Guys, stop whatever you are doing, and you might want to sit down for this. We have got a BREAKING NEWS story that you CAN'T AFFORD to miss. Remember how Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi's whereabouts are…   Read Story »
Jul 18th, 2011 28 Comments
Look, nerds, we all love superheroes, OK? There are probably one or two of us who don't love superheroes, but based on the number of superhero movies they release each year and the amount of money…   Read Story »
Mar 4th, 2011 43 Comments
I don't watch American Idol. For one thing, I am 59 years old, and my grandchildren don't WANT to have something to relate to me about. Second of all, as far as I am concerned, we already have an…   Read Story »
Sep 14th, 2010 24 Comments
"There is really only so much good news that we can take in one day, but if you have any potable water that would be wonderful!" -- The Children of Darfur   Read Story »
Mar 19th, 2010 56 Comments
Hollywood is a soft, gray place. A swamp. And lo be unto the person who tries to carry an idea into that swamp. Do you remember in The Neverending Story, when Artax dies in the Swamp of Sadness? It's…   Read Story »
Mar 1st, 2010 50 Comments
The fact that Jennifer Lopez both hosted and was the musical guest on this weekend's Saturday Night Live is sort of the problem with Jennifer Lopez. Like, that takes some balls. It has been years…   Read Story »
Oct 20th, 2008 37 Comments
There are, it would seem, two subsets of Worst Movies that are then split into two further subsets, creating four categories. First, there is the separation between a movie that is widely known as…   Read Story »


























