So, you may or may not have noticed on Sunday that a child ran up on stage during Jay-Z's and Alicia Keys's performance of "Empire State of Mind." That tiny, tiny creature was Lil Mama. And today,…   Read Story »

No matter how bad things get in one's life, there is always the held-out hope that they will eventually get better. We all dutifully push our own shopping cart through the falling ash as we carry our…   Read Story »

In the Revolution (or the Apocalypse) it is impossible to tell how things are going to shake out. No one realizes what they are capable of until that realization is forced upon them. Are you a…   Read Story »

"Death of Autotune" video, you guys. Aw, poor Jay-Z! Don't get me wrong, Jay-Z is an Old God, wandering the Earth because he got bored in HEAVEN. But this video could double as a documentary about…   Read Story »

This is making the rounds today. I might be the only person who doesn't like it. That's OK. I don't have to love everything (because of how usually I love everything). Besides, fake rap is fake rap…   Read Story »

Bill O'Reilly and Dennis Miller recap the inauguration (with a focus on Jay Z and "Little Jeezy") and they're so old and emasculated and unintentionally funny because they think they're still…   Read Story »

Whoa. When did Jay-Z become Professor of Voting Rights at Know-It-All U? Also is that MGMT's "Time to Pretend" playing really faintly near the end? (EASTER EGG FOR THE SUPERFANS!)   Read Story »

I can understand why maybe the international community wasn't fired up about the news that Ed McMahon was going to be producing fake raps for FreeCreditReport.com. It didn't seem like it would affect…   Read Story »

If there's one thing I've learned about beautiful, sophisticated women, it's that they love rolling around in the bed with dirty laundry to pass the time. They just check the voicemail messages on…   Read Story »

This is what everybody seemed to be talking about all weekend so here goes: Oh hey, did you hear that Amy Winehouse punched a fan while performing at the Glastonbury music festival and there's video…   Read Story »