The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was…   Read Story »

Lil Wayne is finally being sentenced to jail today on gun charges. Fair enough. It's like Sun Tzu said in The Art of War: live by the sword, go to jail for having an unregistered handsword in your…   Read Story »

Uh oh. Rip Torn got into some mildly hilarious trouble over the weekend. From the AP: Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun…   Read Story »

I'm not going to lie, I laughed through most of this story. HOW ELSE WAS I TO KEEP FROM CRYING? Obviously, I am glad that Hayden Wright is OK, and that "he wants to get in trouble and go to jail…   Read Story »

Remember this guy? Goosebumps! I've got goosebumps all over! And I'm vomiting! Now, we learned months ago that there is no such thing as a free laugh on the Internet. So almost as quickly as we…   Read Story »

Roman Polanski paced his Swiss jail cell, where he had been placed on decades old warrants related to the 1977 charges of raping and drugging a 13-year-old girl. For weeks he had carefully dug a hole…   Read Story »

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of…   Read Story »

"Number One" video, you guys (SPOILER ALERT: R. Kelly likes sex): I have no idea why R. Kelly isn't in jail. And I'm not talking about the make believe Haha Jail where we put the world's Paltrows…   Read Story »

For so many reasons. But also for this reason: Megan Fox tells the story of their first meeting (via FilmDrunk): The first time I ever met him, I was 15, and I was an extra on Bad Boys 2. We were…   Read Story »