Lil Wayne is finally being sentenced to jail today on gun charges. Fair enough. It's like Sun Tzu said in The Art of War: live by the sword, go to jail for having an unregistered handsword in your…   Read Story »

Uh oh. Rip Torn got into some mildly hilarious trouble over the weekend. From the AP: Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun…   Read Story »

I'm not going to lie, I laughed through most of this story. HOW ELSE WAS I TO KEEP FROM CRYING? Obviously, I am glad that Hayden Wright is OK, and that "he wants to get in trouble and go to jail…   Read Story »

Remember this guy? Goosebumps! I've got goosebumps all over! And I'm vomiting! Now, we learned months ago that there is no such thing as a free laugh on the Internet. So almost as quickly as we…   Read Story »

Roman Polanski paced his Swiss jail cell, where he had been placed on decades old warrants related to the 1977 charges of raping and drugging a 13-year-old girl. For weeks he had carefully dug a hole…   Read Story »

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of…   Read Story »

"Number One" video, you guys (SPOILER ALERT: R. Kelly likes sex): I have no idea why R. Kelly isn't in jail. And I'm not talking about the make believe Haha Jail where we put the world's Paltrows…   Read Story »

For so many reasons. But also for this reason: Megan Fox tells the story of their first meeting (via FilmDrunk): The first time I ever met him, I was 15, and I was an extra on Bad Boys 2. We were…   Read Story »