Ugh, please, do not even TRY to start telling me how your day was right now. We'll get to it in a minute, but you've got to hold your tongue while I tell you the story about a TRULY bad day, so you…   Read Story »

Be careful out there, you guys! In this local news report from NBC5 in whatever city, the latest crime wave in which dudes at gas stations offer to sell iPads at greatly reduced but surprisingly not…   Read Story »

On the one hand, this game looks great. It's got everything. Pizza. Puzzles. Bonus points. Manager reviews? And it's not without precedent. I remember quite clearly that when I was a child in the…   Read Story »

It is as if Stuff White People Like exploded right up in your unsuspecting FACE.   Read Story »

Ideally, she should be killed using her Kindle as a weapon. (Via AdFreak.)   Read Story »

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Admittedly, this barely has anything to do the Real Housewives of Dallas or videos of foxes jumping on trampolines, but it's all anybody is talking about right now, so we might as well talk about it…   Read Story »