Thom Yorke made a new album? And a music video? And people have already taken that music video and re-edited it to other people's songs, namely people who do not sound very much at all like Thom…   Read Story »

It is just as AndyWarhol.com famously Tweeted: in the future, everyone will be a meme for 15 blog posts. SUPERPOKE!   Read Story »

She probably lives in a pineapple under the Gowanus Canal.   Read Story »

I sure hope you are taking notes, Gregg Gillis.   Read Story »

Well, here it is, but that was not done with your usual speed, Internet. Are you OK? Are you sick?   Read Story »

As any doctor will tell you, there is still so much that we don't know about the human brain. What is it made out of? Who is in charge of it? How many brains does each person have? (I'm not sure if…   Read Story »

Enough already with all of it, world, just END.   Read Story »

I haven't quite put my finger on why I find Epic Meal Time so compelling and enjoyable, but I'm sure when I do, i will need a napkin. (Get it? Bacon. I'M SORRY. FOR EVERYTHING.)   Read Story »

From CNN (CNN!!!) via BuzzFeed: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I'm just glad to see that EVERYONE is taking this with the appropriate level of seriousness. And also that we're finally…   Read Story »

Well, that was fast. Hey, remember when Susan Boyle went on that TV show and became instantly famous around the world and within a matter of weeks she completely imploded and had to go to a hospital…   Read Story »