You guys, let's be honest with each other. It's a long holiday weekend. We're all pretty much checked out at this point. Even sad news hardly registers. (No offense!) And if you aren't pretty much…   Read Story »

This is it, you guys. On Monday, we will know how it all ends. I'm talking, of course, about the final movie in the Shrek saga series finale of Lost. NOW I KNOW HOW TEENAGERS AND MILDLY LONELY…   Read Story »

Earlier today, I took the Videogum mascot out on one of her daily parades through the streets. You know, for morale. While we were out there, we met a couple of very young children. One of them was…   Read Story »

Earlier this week, on a small, unassuming post about a movie trailer, a commenter named nakedpainter posted about contemplating suicide. This turned into a fairly serious thread in which other…   Read Story »

It is so nice outside right now that you can barely even tell that thousands upon thousands of gallons of oil are pouring into the ocean right now in an incredible environmental catastrophe. HAHA,…   Read Story »

What a week! This guy knows what I'm talking about. I wonder what Stephen Baldwin has planned for the weekend? Probably going to pop into the tattoo parlor, make a couple more open-ended bargains…   Read Story »

I think I have said enough for one year. So let's just get to this. After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of this week's Sean…   Read Story »

Spring has sprang you guys! Oh man, I do not know where you are right now (we really need a buddy system), but where I am it is so nice outside. Nice weather of course makes it increasingly difficult…   Read Story »

What a week it has been! Wah-wah-wee-wah, or whatever. (Borat.) This week we learned a lot about writing and loneliness. And someone let the clowns out! But most importantly, we stayed safe. After…   Read Story »

This week, a monster revolution was fomented on Twitter. Or something? I'm still not entirely clear. Some of you began posting messages of varying degrees of militancy and self-righteous fury,…   Read Story »