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We have now fulfilled our sacred duty to the Elder God of Internet by posting The One True Web Video Of The Day for today and we can go back to our pathetic ant-lives on the bread crust of life.…   Read Story »
Everything has always existed. #GETHAZED (Via UniqueDaily.)   Read Story »
So that's how you do that. Does anyone have any questions about how you complete that task? If you do have any questions, I'd invite you to simply re-watch the video. It's all in the video. That's…   Read Story »
What else were you going to do with the next nine minutes of the incredibly short amount of time you're allotted in this life? (Via FilmDrunk.)   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hi kelly Gabe: what's up? Gabe: what's up with you? Kelly: Not too much, but I just heard some upsetting news Gabe: uh oh Gabe: they've discontinued Gabe: Gilmore Girls…   Read Story »
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Star Wars Nose Picking Caption Contest, and the Associate Editor’s Choice. This…   Read Story »
"Holy crap, you guys. As someone who has personally read the entire Internet from cover to cover today, let me tell you that NOTHING is going on. And I know that the only thing more boring than…   Read Story »
This seems like a great opportunity for beautiful young women to enjoy the traveling experiences of their dreams in a completely safe, respectful, legitimate, and FUN way. After Miss Travel has…   Read Story »
Another day, another teenager posting a video on YouTube of himself singing a song in his bedroom about he masturbates to all of the Facebook profiles of the women he knows. QUE SERA SERYUCK! The…   Read Story »
The Reddit community got the guy who got farted at on Game of Thrones to FINALLY break his LEGENDARY silence about what it was like to get farted at on Game of Thrones with questions like "Are you…   Read Story »