Someone must've done a trampoline accident rain dance (dancing on a trampoline and falling off during a storm while you're sister films it from the living room window) because after a long trampoline…   Read Story »

The Internet is stronger than all of us, and it will be here long after we are gone. Sifting through the wreckage of the human race, Robot Jimmy will see what we had built, and he will say that it is…   Read Story »

Sometimes it feels like the world is a desolate, insignificant spec of dust in a cold, endless, and indifferent universe and that everyone is completely alone in this abandoned wasteland, doomed to a…   Read Story »

Whoa! Sorry, guys! Didn't mean to post such SEXY material on the site. You guys OK? Your kids OK? You better sit them down and explain that this is just what life is like now on the Internet. It's a…   Read Story »

Other very real for real no joke hashtags used by Nancy Grace on Twitter: #CradleRobbingKiller #PregMomRunOver #BabyInDryer #WasItTheHubby #MiniGolfDeath #DeadBabyInCar #CoffeeMugMurder…   Read Story »

Update your records accordingly. [NOTE: Also applicable in files "Baby," "Crying Baby," "Baby Tricks," "Cute," as well as "Web, General." Thank you.] (Via BlameItOn.)   Read Story »

Two of my very good friends are getting married this weekend, and so I am sitting on a cross-country flight to attend their wedding. (That's right, I have friends. Jealous?) Do you even understand…   Read Story »

We all logged onto the Internet today willingly, so.   Read Story »

Get it? I mean there's no reason for you to get it yet, I haven't explained it, but it's like the gatorade ads, except with Breaking Bad's Mike Ehrmentraut. You get it.   Read Story »

Every year in January there is that trend piece that goes around about how scientists determined that January 14th is the "most depressing day of the year," or whatever, I'm so bored right now that I…   Read Story »