Donald Trump stormed around his office. He knew that storming around your office was how you convinced people that you were important and a big shot, so he was always storming around. Jeffrey, his…   Read Story »

This is an excerpt from an infomercial for...Donald Trump? I don't think it's even for a book or a terrible reality TV show, I think it's actually for him. You can buy him now. Please just pay extra…   Read Story »

Are you tired of being nagged by your stupid wife? Do you hate the sound of her voice when she is on the phone to the stupid bitches she's always talking to all day while you're trying to nap and do…   Read Story »