Are you excited for Pain and Gain next weekend? I am excited for Pain and Gain next weekend. I have not seen it, but here is a guess of how my movie review for Pain and Gain will go: "This movie is…   Read Story »

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the whole world he doesn't exist." - Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects "Boxing is about following a dream nobody sees but you." - Million…   Read Story »

Nothing funnier has happened or will happen in 2012 than the time when Mark Wahlberg casually but earnestly explained that he would have single-handedly stopped 9/11. I am sorry to all of the comedy…   Read Story »

Personally, I'm not a huge Anne Hathaway fan. Sorry! She just seems very pinched and cold to the point of being emotionally unavailable and possibly cruel. The words "vagina dentata" come to mind. If…   Read Story »

100 Nicolas Cage Quotes.   Read Story »

I feel really bad for anyone who turned off their Internet today in protest of SOPA, because even though I support their cause, they are going to spend 24 more hours of their life without reading…   Read Story »

Lionel Richie's "Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?" created with movie clips? Wave goodbye to the Internet as you knew it. Wave hello to the new Internet. "I'm just going to find a bunch of…   Read Story »

Hey! Assholes! If you are going to be rude, try not to be so trite. #LAME (Via TheHighDefinite.)   Read Story »

In a recent interview with British GQ, which I guess is like regular GQ but with WORSE DENTAL WORK (Ricky Gervais wrote this post), actor Daniel Craig FINALLY broke his legendary silence about…   Read Story »

"He was like, 'I enjoy things like this because I'm an actor 90 percent of the time and it's fake. It's nice to have moments that are real,'" -- What Ashton Kutcher supposedly said to a young woman…   Read Story »