"I now call this brainstorming session to ohdah!" Donnie Wahlberg shouted, banging his fist on the table. "Shaddup, Donnie," Mark said. The wastepaper basket was FULL of wastepaper. Everyone…   Read Story »

Harrison Ford called Shia LaBeouf an idiot! FINALLY, A GOOD OLD FEUD! There's a whole context to it that is super boring and involves, like, Shia LaBeouf criticizing that Indiana Jones movie that…   Read Story »

What is most hilarious about this is how she clearly went and did some Paul Revere research to cover her tracks and she STILL sounds like she's paraphrasing the back of a coloring book a few grades…   Read Story »

Sorry Kyle, but you will never have my permission to ever date my as-yet-unborn daughter. I know your type. I bet you comment a lot on YouTube, don’t you? A fan of both Fred AND the Annoying…   Read Story »

"Having a brain, yes, that's a concept. With Paula Abdul." -- Paula Abdul (1962-2012) "Right. Yup." -- MC Skat Kat (1827-2012) The more things change the more they stay the retarded. 2011…   Read Story »

"First and foremost, I want someone who will not ever, ever challenge me intellectually. Preferably, I'd like them to be subliterate and to speak in mono-syllables. But when that's not possible, if…   Read Story »

Bling Bling! Yo dogs. Today I want to rap at all of you about something that is pretty dope: staying in school. "Oh man, we already heard all that jive, cat. Don't be a squresville." That's what…   Read Story »