I think you deserve it. (Via LaughingSquid.)   Read Story »

Why is Bradley Cooper alone at this party? Aren't there other celebrities he could talk to? If there aren't other celebrities and he is alone, why did he go in the first place? I'm not saying that…   Read Story »

Today we are all this iguana with a hat on, eating some ice cream that we maybe don't even like while a killer song plays in the background, because it's FR-FR-FR-FRIDAY, Y'ALL! (Via SayOMG.)   Read Story »

For real, I would watch a show (or 24-hour "news" network) where you just saw people going about their business while five-time NBA all star Chris Webber explained what was going on, pausing the…   Read Story »

Of course, OF COURSE, some police in Canada are seeking a man for stealing a single mouthful of ice cream. Like no duh that is one of the main issues going on in that country right now. I'm not…   Read Story »

This video shows us nothing we do not know. No duh, ice cream is delicious. Everyone already knows that! It doesn't even make me wish I could go back to the first time I tasted ice cream and…   Read Story »

Last night on The Daily Show, Robert Pattinson made his first appearance post an event that happened in his personal life which, contrary to commonly-held belief based on the fact that he is in…   Read Story »

Yep! That works! Ice cream, please! More and more ice cream forever, please! More and more ice cream forever until we all go to sleep together and have nightmares about ice cream and then wake up and…   Read Story »

Oh great, another example of Benedict Cumberbatch's TREACHERY. Apparently, a fan ran into him in an ice cream shop and he was NICE TO HER. Cruel devil. Will nothing stop this horrible monster? Here…   Read Story »

This isn't the first time we've seen this phenomenon. What's the deal, kids? Are the ice cream cones too big? Are you lactose intolerant? Are you worried that being a tiny child eating a big ice…   Read Story »