Let's just get right to it: Shaquille O'Neal is taking film school classes to become a director of movies. From TMZ: Shaquille O'Neal is giving the movie biz another shot -- yes, even after…   Read Story »

It's nice to learn new stuff. It keeps the mind fresh and studies show that as you get older, learning actually helps to boost serotonin levels and reduce your risk of head cancer*. For those of you…   Read Story »

There were some dark and lonely moments to be sure, but it was all worth it. We fucking did it, you guys.   Read Story »

Uhhhhhh. Before watching this "commercial" I would have thought that a barbecue-themed perfume that smells like "an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat" would have…   Read Story »

Hahha. Whoa! Congratulations, LADIES! Looks all all of your work with The Secret trying to will the Universe into making Muccia Prada hire Tobey Maguire as the company's spokesperson has finally paid…   Read Story »

As most of you know, one of the most controversial hot button issues these days is circumcision. Wait, what? Russell Crowe took a break from his busy schedule of making terrible movies, band practice…   Read Story »

It's hard out here for a shrimp, you guys. And it's not getting any easier. Yesterday I made a joke about the comical impotence of running down the street in flopping boat shoes to confront your wife…   Read Story »

Michelle Obama looking on as Al Roker and Kelly Ripa go Lady and the Tramp on a crepe? Sure. You know what, sure. At this point: sure. If anything, it would be weird NOT to see a photograph of…   Read Story »

Ashton Kutcher crashed a college lecture hall in Iowa City this week, where one assumes he is either filming a movie, or visiting his old alma matter for whatever reason people like him do anything…   Read Story »

What? If you don't know whose team you're on, how are you supposed to know whose face to cave in?! On a sidenote: is it just me, or do you guys ever worry that Russia is TOO normal? (Via…   Read Story »