Showing All "Horror Survival" Posts
Oct 30th, 2009 55 Comments
As you have probably noticed, it is Blog Law that every blog on the Internet give you their favorite scary movie to watch on Halloween. If you don't, you have to go to Blog Jail! And then another…   Read Story »
Oct 2nd, 2009 32 Comments
It's all fun and games until some Jigsaw uses the Bluetooth Bear to call his victims. Saw XIV: Oh Yes, There Will Be Bluetooth Bear. "This Bluetooth Bear was meant to receive calls, not make…   Read Story »
Sep 29th, 2009 15 Comments
I'm pretty sure if they ever wanted to make A Nightmare on Elm Street Jr. (someone, or something, is killing all the toddlers in their sleep!), they could just hire these guys. Terrifying. Also, it's…   Read Story »
Sep 23rd, 2009 29 Comments
Rich FourFour has created another fantastic supercut. This time it is people in horror movies unable to find cell phone reception, something that was not even possible a few years ago when we used…   Read Story »
Sep 3rd, 2009 66 Comments
First of all, I am SORRY about this. But that's the way it goes. Some mornings you wake up and it's a video of a cat eating all the birthday cake, and some mornings you wake up and it's this. That is…   Read Story »
Aug 19th, 2009 32 Comments
What? This doesn't even make sense anymore. When Saw II came out and the poster featured two severed fingers standing up on their stumps, that was a grotesque display of well-Photoshopped body parts…   Read Story »
Aug 4th, 2009 70 Comments
There are plenty of iconic movie images that capture the essence of human terror. Hitchcock alone is responsible for many of them. Janet Leigh screaming in the shower in Psycho. Carey Grant running…   Read Story »
Jul 28th, 2009 34 Comments
Dear People Who Would Actually Go to a Saw-themed Haunted House,
So, I heard about your haunted house. It's going to be at the Circus Circus casino in Las Vegas this October as part of a promotional…   Read Story »
Jul 23rd, 2009 71 Comments
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I…   Read Story »
Jul 23rd, 2009 15 Comments
You could go look at the first teaser poster for the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, OR, you could go listen to the hilarious Paul F. Tompkins bit about the guy who dresses up like Freddy Krueger…   Read Story »




















