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Jul 9th, 2010 71 Comments
Tommy Wiseau is a lunatic. We know that. But in case for some reason you thought that he had stopped being a lunatic at some point, there is now a teaser trailer (after the jump) for his new short…   Read Story »
Jul 2nd, 2010 49 Comments
The Tribeca Film Festival and American Express have launched a contest in which people upload their best one minute pitch for a movie, and the winner's idea will actually go into production. Neat.…   Read Story »
May 5th, 2010 9 Comments
I was going to make Nightmare On Elm Street a Videogum Movie Club movie last weekend, but then I remembered that a) I hate horror movies, and b) I don't remember the original well enough to even know…   Read Story »
Mar 25th, 2010 71 Comments
You guys, don't forget that the cult hit Birdemic is coming to New York City this weekend. The Los Angeles premiere was a huge success, but now success has come to the Big Apple! Birdemic, of course,…   Read Story »
Mar 17th, 2010 51 Comments
Today, of course, is St. Patrick's Day, the most wonderful day of the year. Many people love it because it gives them an opportunity to wear novelty clothing like the women in the secretarial pool,…   Read Story »
Feb 25th, 2010 41 Comments
Cornered! trailer, you guys:
Haaaaa. On the one hand, sure. I mean, everyone involved with this movie is trying to put food on their family by doing the thing that they love: movie-ing. You…   Read Story »
Feb 23rd, 2010 78 Comments
Huh. Welcome to my new nightmare? Because my new nightmare looks an awful lot like my old nightmare. I'm not saying that I don't appreciate the effort! But, I mean, I used to have this nightmare…   Read Story »
Feb 8th, 2010 50 Comments
Rich FourFour has done it again. This is why I hate mirrors!
I'm not joking about the hating mirrors thing, by the way. Like, I know that I am an adult and Dove Soap's target customer, who hates…   Read Story »
Jan 5th, 2010 16 Comments
Why is Tyler Perry's new movie an all-black horror movie adaptation of Couples Retreat? I'll take my answer off the air, thank you.   Read Story »
Nov 10th, 2009 31 Comments
"Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, 'nostalgia' literally means 'the pain from an old wound.' It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This…   Read Story »

























