The Hollywood Reporter this morning has an editorial about what Bob Greenblatt, the new-ish head of NBC, should do to turn the network's dismal ratings around. This has been a pretty popular topic of…   Read Story »

Over the weekend I found all this footage, but now I'm not sure what to do with it. There were all of these Hi-8 tapes in a...box...in an attic? Next to a music box that started playing when I didn't…   Read Story »

AHHHHHHHHHH! THE HUNGER GAAAAAAMESSSSSS! I haven't actually seen it yet, but apparently everyone else has. It took in more than 155 million dollars, which is SO MANY MILLIONS of dollars, making it…   Read Story »

What? It's Times Square, man! Even with all of the new car-free pedestrian walkways, you can hardly get through that place but for all of the tourists giant living Chuckie dolls. There are a million…   Read Story »

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good…   Read Story »

What is that? WHAT IS THAT? Why isn't anyone PROTECTING ME? I've got to be out here on my own? THE SHIT IS THIS, WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS, IT'S NOT COOL TO SIGN PEOPLE UP FOR STUFF THAT THEY DON'T…   Read Story »

I'm a subscriber to the general belief that you should try anything once, but that's when you're talking about trying a weird food, or traveling to a neat place, not JUMPING OFF OF BRIDGES WITH A…   Read Story »

Hey, we all have our bugaboos. We've already been over this. Some people are scared of open spaces and some people are scared of closed spaces. It's fine. At the end of the day, we're all just trying…   Read Story »

Eek! Stay safe out there, you guys. Stop trying to cheat death, probably.   Read Story »

Natalie Portman's dad has written a novel that he is describing as a "fertility-thriller"? Eek! Normal grandfather-to-be jitters, I'm sure.   Read Story »