A lot of times we have fun with these "that's your girlfriend" videos but this time we are not having fun, this is just straight up an actual video of your girlfriend for real. You date her.…   Read Story »

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What WAS that? I know it wasn't a movie, so now the trick is to figure out what it actually was. I know it wasn't a joke, because jokes are funny. It theoretically could have been…   Read Story »

On the live season finale of Australia's Next Top Model, the wrong contestant was named the winner. She even gave a thank you speech! And there was still time for the real winner, who thought she was…   Read Story »

Ugh. This whole thing has become so exhausting. I'm all for avant garde filmmaking and experiments in the constructs of selfhood and examinations of the insanity of celebrity. Especially in this era…   Read Story »

It has now been revealed that David Letterman knew Joaquin Phoenix was a liar during their historic interview last winter. Boo! The world is so annoying.   Read Story »

There are moments in the Duh Aficionado editorial offices when the staff just runs through the halls shouting "NO DUH!" because a story is breaking that seems tailor-made for the magazine's mission…   Read Story »

Between America's Stewardess, Steven Slater, with his "triumphant" (or not) exit from an airplane/lifelong career, and that girl with the wipe boards, which to be honest, I do not even know what that…   Read Story »

Today marks the one week anniversary of Falcon Heene entering into our lives and our hearts and very quickly exiting our hearts. We hate that guy! Not really, though. Who we hate is Richard Heene.…   Read Story »

Vic Mizzy is not even in the ground yet, so he will have to save up those grave rolls, but Richard Heene commissioned theme songs for his reality TV show ideas!!! They are hilarious and awful. He…   Read Story »

You probably already read about this over the weekend, but the authorities are pressing charges against Falcon Heene's parents! They planned the hoax two weeks in advance! The perfect crime!   Read Story »