Did you guys see the dope rap lyrics that Entertainment Weekly published this week written by Solange Knowles's 8-year-old son? So dope: You don’t know how to rap/You’re so fat, like a rat in…   Read Story »

Let go of the past, man. Everything you need is right here. Ask Money Maker Mike. His complete lack of any kind of response will tell you what you wanted to know: that you are at home, that you are…   Read Story »

X-MAS GON GIVE IT TO YA! (Via TheStrut.)   Read Story »

This is so dope!!!! (Via David Cho.)   Read Story »

Presidential tint, Michelle Obama. Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer. WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP? Today we are all Americans and it is time to put whatever whatever behind whatever but…   Read Story »

Ugh, I knew it. So predictable. OF COURSE IT WAS JAMES THE WHOLE TIME. I hate James so much, it makes me sick. I hope someone pushes HIM off his bike and into a pile of trash. [Vincent Price laugh.]   Read Story »

"Here I am, just minding my own business as we all do as I head to work and/or the store or whatever. Maybe I have my headphones on so that I can listen to some music during my commute. That always…   Read Story »

"A new Krispy Kreme joint already? But "Stolen Bikes" just came out last week!!" That's you, because you aren't even on your grind. Not like these cool guys: You krispy for this one, Kreme.   Read Story »

Sure, this new music video from French Montana featuring Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne isn't particularly ground-breaking. The first hip hop video to feature bikini clad booty models walking…   Read Story »

IT'S FRIDAY. YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB, YOU AIN'T GOT STUFF TO DO! (GUYS, THAT WAS A REFERENCE FROM THE HIT 1995 COMEDY FRIDAY STARRING ICE CUBE AND CHRIS TUCKER. I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU…   Read Story »