10. He loves coffee flavored yogurt. 9. His best friend is a cat burglar. 8. He wants to sew your grandma's mouth shut. 7. He runs the bath for terrorists so it will be ready when they get…   Read Story »

Wait, does this mean we get to vote for Herman Cain again? Love that guy. Great President. Not entirely sure why J.J. Abrams is in this, but I'm sure he has his reasons. The important thing is that…   Read Story »

This is just a good ad for Herman Cain. I don't know about you, but some of us are very glad to have him back in the race. Vote Herman Cain for President.   Read Story »

Earlier this week it had seemed like Newt Gingrich had this thing all sewn up, but now it's once again anyone's race. Get back in there, Herman Cain!   Read Story »

Love this guy! So glad that he reassessed his campaign and determined that it was perfect. And very excited about all the pizza jobs he is going to pizza create with his pizza experience pizza…   Read Story »

The other day, Ann Coulter said that the Republican party's blacks were "more impressive" than the Democratic party's blacks, which of course she did, and which oh brother. Like, that is already just…   Read Story »

I'm not sure if everyone reading this is as politically aware as I am, but: HOLY COW. (The end.) (End of post.) (Stop reading.) The latest bullet point in the very long list of 2012 presidential…   Read Story »

The presidential candidates picked their favorite movies in The Washington Times! Not to spoil anything, but Herman Cain's is annoying and the rest are all boring until you get to Obama's because he…   Read Story »

Are you kidding me? This video has been around since August, so how has Obama not been impeached yet? Get this guy in office! It's crazy that he's not president already. Good ad. GREAT candidate.…   Read Story »

Herman Cain's chief of staff, Mark Block, explains why his candidate is the answer to America's future (answer: because) and then he straight smokes a cigarette to a theme song like a chief of staff,…   Read Story »