The Hills ended last Sunday with a one hour finale in which Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married, Lauren Conrad "quit" her "job," and Kristen Cavallari showed up as if somehow we were supposed…   Read Story »

I'm going to start out by saying this: we will not be regularly covering I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here on this site. I know that saying that is like calling someone to tell them you're never…   Read Story »

Spencer has changed. Says Spencer. He has breakfast with Heidi's long suffering mom, Darlene, and explains that he's been going to therapy. He's already done the early-20's "sleazy guy thing," he…   Read Story »

Heidi is getting married. To Spencer. Our great national nightmare is almost at its end, just as the long, personal nightmare of the Pratts enters a new phase. Spencer has won the approval of Heidi's…   Read Story »

Heidi's dad, no her REAL dad, is coming to visit. And he's bringing his guns. That is what she tells Spencer. "I wouldn't be surprised if he brings his gun." Really? I would. He could be the guy from…   Read Story »

Spencer Pratt is a goat genius, so he knows all about the importance of viral marketing, which is why he is getting the word out there about Heidi Montag Pratt's "music" with an offer that we almost…   Read Story »

Since Lauren Conrad has said that this is her last season of The Hills, but because MTV has already announced that they're going ahead with a sixth, Lauren-free season, you can see how the producers…   Read Story »

I think it's happening, you guys. The terribleness of Heidi Montag's "music" has gone from virtually unbearable to somehow...pleasurable. It's not that the music has gotten any better. It still…   Read Story »

Heidi and Spencer got married last weekend. I suppose one could imagine a reality in which The Hills is like a documentary about the Civil War. Sure, you know how it's going to end, but there is so…   Read Story »

Here are some set images (via JustJared) of Heidi and Spencer shooting promos for the upcoming season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. So the good news is that you definitely don't have to…   Read Story »