I'd like to ask you all to please take a few moments out of your day, go into the bathroom, splash water on your face, put your elbows on the sink, put your head in your hands, breathe deeply in and…   Read Story »

Gabe has previously reported numerous accounts of this dangerous sex monster's attempts at destroying the hearts and vaginas of the world's female population, but his latest ploy has taken his scheme…   Read Story »