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Jonah Hill Suffering From The Machinist Disease!
Jul 15th, 2011 56 Comments
As this photo from ABC News (emphasis on the "News," I'm sure) shows, Jonah Hill is now suffering from stage 6 The Machinist disease. His only chance for recovery now is to remember that he is the…   Read Story »
Braco's Gaze: A Report
Jul 15th, 2011 17 Comments
Remember Braco? Well, Scott Jacobson (who writes for Bob's Burgers and directed this Superchunk video) went to one of his gazing sessions (actually, seven of them) and wrote about the experience.…   Read Story »
Michelle Bachmann Prays To God To End Health Care Reform, OBVIOUSLY
Jul 7th, 2011 82 Comments
Ugh. Get ready for this one, you guys! You might want to put a cold compress on your HEART. Then again, this is not actually that surprising. This video should be called "Michelle Bachmann: Par For…   Read Story »
Ask Dr. Birdie: Get Well Soon!
Jul 6th, 2011 27 Comments
brightcove.createExperiences(); Now with new theme music by Videogum Monster lawblog. Thank you, lawblog! Birdie is a real dog with REAL advice. Send your questions to birdie@videogum.com.   Read Story »
The World's First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason
Jun 22nd, 2011 36 Comments
Guys, time for some REAL TALK. After the jump is a video of a dog with four prosthetic legs and it is so cute oh my God you don't even know. He prances around in the grass as if he was a normal dog…   Read Story »
Forget The V.I.G. Lifestyle, It's All About Horsebicing Your Way To A Better Body
Jun 21st, 2011 35 Comments
Earlier today, Kelly posted a video about a new workout program that she was sure would help us all get into swimsuit shape this summer. Well that was earlier today. This is NOW! Get out of here with…   Read Story »
You Can Make It Up: Sean Bean Gets Shot In The Face
Jun 16th, 2011 16 Comments
Sean Bean got shot in the face. He had been at the pub and a row ensued over a woman, typical pub row stuff. Voices had been raised. Faces reddened. A glass fell to the ground and shattered. "Let's…   Read Story »
Ask Dr. Birdie: The Doctor Is In
Jun 15th, 2011 42 Comments
Birdie is a very real dog, with very real advice. brightcove.createExperiences(); Send your questions for Birdie to…   Read Story »
Get Well Soon, Sean Bean!
Jun 14th, 2011 45 Comments
Oh no! Sean Bean (Eddie Stark on Hungry Hungry Thrones) has been stabbed! At a bar! This is the best part, though: "However, extraordinarily, he declined to attend hospital. Instead, the star walked…   Read Story »
Russell Crowe FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About Circumcision
Jun 10th, 2011 69 Comments
As most of you know, one of the most controversial hot button issues these days is circumcision. Wait, what? Russell Crowe took a break from his busy schedule of making terrible movies, band practice…   Read Story »