"I mean, what constitutes a 'real' sport? Sports are inherently fabricated -- a set of rules and stakes that come completely from the imagination of one person or of a group of people. What makes…   Read Story »

Check out this bootleg Grand Theft Auto 2: San Andreas game from Nairobi starring the fearsome KIRK DOUGLAS! -TheWorldsBestEver All Aboard the Harry Potter Cruise! (No!) -Telegraph Bruce Willis…   Read Story »

Chuck Schumer Breaks Out Eagle Podium, Dumbledore Impression At Inaugural Luncheon (Not actually serious, but a pretty good gag for all the Potter-heads.) -HyperVocal Conan O'Brien shows us only…   Read Story »

Now this is the story all about how Guantanamo Bay detainees love watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and do so "almost around-the-clock," holy cow. (Good job!)   Read Story »

We've got a real scandal on our hands! An eagle-eyed IMDB message boards critic has pointed out that there are a number of suspiciously similar visual and thematic parallels between the Lord of the…   Read Story »

I'll give you all a moment for the inevitable applause break following that Pulitzer Prize nominated headline before we get into the story. [Applause Break. Shouts of "Goooood headline!" ring out.]…   Read Story »

Printers can print food. Bugs don't exist -- especially not bed bugs. Teleportation has been developed, is widely used, free, and safe. The longest you can live is still around 100 years old, because…   Read Story »

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Harry Potter director David Yates is developing the BBC's longrunning Dr. Who series into what is sure to be a very profitable movie franchise. Good going, David Yates! Somebody's gotta make all…   Read Story »

BOOOOOOO! Boo! Ghosts! Ahh! Boo! Were you scared just now? That was a pretty scary succession of words I just typed so if you were scared you should NOT be ashamed. Anyway, it's the end of the week,…   Read Story »