I'll give you all a moment for the inevitable applause break following that Pulitzer Prize nominated headline before we get into the story. [Applause Break. Shouts of "Goooood headline!" ring out.]…   Read Story »

Printers can print food. Bugs don't exist -- especially not bed bugs. Teleportation has been developed, is widely used, free, and safe. The longest you can live is still around 100 years old, because…   Read Story »

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Harry Potter director David Yates is developing the BBC's longrunning Dr. Who series into what is sure to be a very profitable movie franchise. Good going, David Yates! Somebody's gotta make all…   Read Story »

BOOOOOOO! Boo! Ghosts! Ahh! Boo! Were you scared just now? That was a pretty scary succession of words I just typed so if you were scared you should NOT be ashamed. Anyway, it's the end of the week,…   Read Story »

You used to be able to count on things in life. Even the most simple things -- the changing of the seasons, for example -- occurring again and again could provide some sort of comfort in an otherwise…   Read Story »

Check out all of these ADORABLE Harry Potter baby dolls. I promise you they are so so so so soooo cute. Just click on the link and look at them. Awwwww, they're soo cuuuute and nooot scaaary!…   Read Story »

Good job, everyone. You made it to Friday. I know at the beginning of the week you always think, "Man, there is no way I'm going to make it to Friday this week. There has never been another week when…   Read Story »

Here are some pictures from last night's Harry Potter premiere in New York, and also an adorable clip of Emma Watson telling Letterman that she's gotten drunk before. Let's drink together, Emma!…   Read Story »

Why the 21 Jump Street remake will receive an R rating, with a very interesting and VERY real quote from Channing Tatum on the subject. -Film Drunk A guy returns to the gym for the first time after…   Read Story »