Ladies, I have some bad news: your favorite living dildo and star of the film Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, is totally that guy at the party. He probably doesn't even say anything as he picks up the…   Read Story »

Oh my god, for a second there I thought you were going to do the LAMEST thing and swing your guitar around your body and then continue you playing it, but YOU FOOLED ME! I'll never doubt you or your…   Read Story »

YOU RELAX, KELLY! SOME OF US HAVE JUST SURVIVED A NATURAL DISASTER SO HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE US A MINUTE TO PROCESS IT. IT'S JUST REALLY INTENSE. THIS VIDEO VISCERALLY CAPTURES THE REALITY OF THE…   Read Story »

For Christmas, 1989, my mother gave me an electric guitar. The sound it made was profound in ways that my 14 year-old self could not express, which is surprising considering the reputation for…   Read Story »