One of America's greatest dramas is that of Jennifer Aniston, her undying love for Brad Pitt, and her searing hatred of Angelina Jolie. Long after each player is dead, it will continue to be spoken…   Read Story »

URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! Drop everything you're doing right now and let it fall to the floor and shatter like your head is going to do in about five seconds when I give you this update…   Read Story »

To tell you the truth, the Jennifer Aniston VS. Angelina Jolie one-sided feud is my favorite tabloid-fueled feud, possible EVER. "Really? How did you manage to pick a favorite when they're all so…   Read Story »

It's a difficult world out there, not only for non-celebrities, but also for celebrities. Each day brings with it new things to overcome, new bridges to cross, new bridges to burn, and new tiny…   Read Story »

Just kidding. The all-caps title was a JK. The news that Ryan Seacrest may replace Matt Lauer on Today seems obvious not because I knew that Matt Lauer was thinking of not renewing his Today contract…   Read Story »

There is an idea that exists, not just in entertainment news media but in the entire world, that when two women are both successful for the same kind of thing, those two women are bitchy rivals who…   Read Story »

Celebrity gossip is awful and dehumanizing and a waste of time and we all love it. Even worse are blind items, which are celebrity gossip items posted without proper names so that your mind swirls…   Read Story »

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR HAS FINALLY COME! I CAN HARDLY EVEN CATCH MY BREATH! IF YOU'RE READING THIS STANDING UP, PLEASE SIT DOWN. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS ONE. I'M NOT…   Read Story »

The furor over Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Whatever this weekend is completely mind-boggling. I just straight up do not even get it. What? What is it? How is this a thing?! In the spring, I made…   Read Story »

IMPORTANT FART NEWS, YOU GUYS! THERE IS AN ACTRESS WHO FARTS! I KNOW, I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT, BUT ACCORDING TO A THIRD-TIER GOSSIP WEBSITE, IT IS TRUE! WHAT A WORLD.…   Read Story »