Oh good. For awhile there, I was scared that Gossip Girl would never return. What a shame that would have been! We might never have been able to find out what happened to our wonderful friends! Will…   Read Story »

You know what this show needs? A good death. The death of one of is principal actors, too, none of this Bart Bass nonsense. The best part is, there are so many characters to choose from! In an ideal…   Read Story »

You're kidding, right, Gossip Girl? So you have completely given up, right? Just let us all know if you have completely given up, because I think a lot of us would like to give up, too. There is…   Read Story »

Speaking of your girlfriends, here she is. Talking about you. Not cool!   Read Story »

Obviously, this show has become ridiculous. It used to be about students at an elite private high school, their social and sexual manipulations, and handbags or whatever. That made sense. It had an…   Read Story »

"Have you been so busy that you've forgotten what time of year it is?" Gossip Girl asks at the top of the episode. Uh, no? No, I have not. It is fall. It is a week and a half after Halloween. It is…   Read Story »

At the end of this week's episode, they showed the teaser for next week's episode, and it is going to feature a threesome? Perfect. They should use this show in junior high school classrooms, to…   Read Story »

It's Halloween, and you know what that means: Kiss pumpkins! Wait, what? The episode opens with Rufus carving an entire series of Kiss pumpkins. WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS ON RAISING YOUR CHILDREN, RUFUS?…   Read Story »

Blair has a bad dream based on All About Eve. Sure she does. It's 2009, it just makes sense that a college freshman would have a dream in which she is the Bette Davis character in a 60 year old movie…   Read Story »

Yesterday, on NY Mag's Vulture Blog, it was reported that Alan Ball is planning on killing a character in the third season of True Blood. Vulture then offered a poll to readers of which character…   Read Story »