Do you make $150,000,000,000-$200,000,000,000 a year or $450,000,000,000,000,000-$900,000,000,000,000,000? How would you describe your sink: occidental, Lord Face, or kiku? How many outdoor pizza…   Read Story »

The latest issue of Goop is out today, and, well, uh, this: Spring is springing and it’s the perfect time to start planting herbs and veggies for the summer. I got a great how-to lesson from my…   Read Story »

Michael Stipe added, “Once, a duck she was cooking caught fire, and she threw it in the pool.” Etc.   Read Story »

Jay-Z has launched his own Goop-like "lifestyle website." THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?   Read Story »

Most people, when they get their weekly email newsletter from Gwyneth Paltrow explaining where to find the best pewter sink fixtures for the guest bathroom at your French estate probably think to…   Read Story »

At one point, she even considered stopping Goop, such was her emotional distress. But somehow (millions of dollars and rampant self-absorption) she found a way. Phew! (Thanks for the tip, every…   Read Story »

Look, at the end of the day it's OK that Gwyneth Paltrow hires a bunch of college freshmen to write a lifestyle newsletter under her name about platinum mid-century bathroom fixtures. It's not…   Read Story »

Why, is it Christmas already? Because the new Goop is here! Just kidding. A tone-deaf celebrity's self-indulgent, masturbatory ghost-written lifestyle email newsletter is NO GIFT. It is a curse! Also…   Read Story »

Teri Hatcher has teamed up with Disney Family to launch her own women's lifestyle website. I bet women are so pumped. "Thanks, Teri!" -- women.   Read Story »

The new Goop is here! And Gwyneth has some super fascinating tips for all of us on how to live our lives. Namely, we should definitely sleep. Cool tip from a cool lady. Basically everyone I know is…   Read Story »