Showing All "George Lucas" Posts
Sep 2nd, 2011 125 Comments
Saying "the nerds are mad about Star Wars" is basically the same thing as saying "the nerds are." Being mad about Star Wars is the nerds' constant. But, you know, guess what. The nerds are mad about… Read Story »
Jan 18th, 2011 73 Comments
Obviously, George Lucas is a maniac. He's a big fat billionaire who makes children's movies about racist space creatures and gay robots. He lives in a militarized compound and gave birth to all the… Read Story »
Aug 16th, 2010 43 Comments
Oh great. This ought to ensure that people keep automatically posting and freaking out about anything and everything Star Wars related on the Internet for the next 300 years. Read Story »
Mar 11th, 2010 10 Comments
Here is a parody of the Parks and Recreation opening credits but about Jabba the Hutt. Why? This is the Internet. Do you ask the SUN why it SHINES? Read Story »
Jul 24th, 2009 27 Comments
Jake Lloyd is a 20-year-old young man who is like a lot of 20-year-old young men. He went to high school, and suffered the casual cruelties and careless aggressions of adolescence. He took a year off… Read Story »
Feb 13th, 2009 11 Comments
The People Vs. George Lucas trailer, you guys:
All adults! Everyone in this movie is a fully grown adult complaining about children's movies. I'm surprised they had time to sit down for a… Read Story »
Jun 26th, 2008 Comment
George Lucas was in Washington this week to talk to congress about an alternate internet service reserved for educational purposes. Fair enough. That is acceptable. It was his answers to questions… Read Story »
May 16th, 2008 1 Comment
I know that I am losing in my campaign against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which is weird since I have more money and much more public support than either Spielberg or Lucas… Read Story »
May 15th, 2008 1 Comment
There are a bunch of behind-the-scenes clips from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull traveling along the information coal mine track today, and while I maintain that this movie looks… Read Story »
May 2nd, 2008 1 Comment
The mystery and allure that shrouds George Lucas's Skywalker Ranch is legendary among fans. It has even spawned a mediocre Cheetos-fart comedy, Fanboys, in which a team of crack supernerds attempts… Read Story »
