Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hi kelly Gabe: how are you? Kelly: I'm good! How are you? Gabe: pretty good, thanks Gabe: uhhhhhhhh Gabe: well, it's been great talking to you, as always Kelly: So, but…   Read Story »

Piers Morgan recently interviewed Kirk Cameron for some reason. I honestly have no idea. Like, we talk about Kirk Cameron on the Internet sometimes because he'll be in a movie about how God Loves…   Read Story »

On yesterday's episode of Ellen, which is normally a rather cloying affair, although also entirely inoffensive and I don't mean that in some kind of College Campus Misanthrope kind of way where…   Read Story »

There's not a lot to say about this, other than it's all pretty great, but last night's episode of Conan, capping off his week in New York, featured Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visiting Occupy Wall…   Read Story »

Bert absently watched the smoke rising off of the lit cigarette that dangled on the edge of the bathtub and then looked down to see a nugget of gray ash fall off the tip and disperse in the now…   Read Story »

Another day, another misguided on-line campaign. Today the New York Daily News is reporting that there is an on-line position to get Sesame Street to have Bert and Ernie marry each other. Oh…   Read Story »

Republican Rep. John Kriesel gave the following speech in front of the Minnesota House of Representatives before a vote was cast 70-62 in favor of placing a question on the 2012 Minnesota general…   Read Story »

Your grandma, Rosina Kovar, testified on behalf of herself and you (her grandchildren) yesterday before the Colorado Senate Judiciary concerning a civil unions ballot measure that looks like it may…   Read Story »

Yiiiiiikes. Hey, even assholes love their families and don't want to see their friends in danger and have experienced genuine racism in their lives. And even assholes feel that they have a very firm…   Read Story »

I know we all thought maybe it was OK for two people who love each other to share equal rights under the law, but these guys make a bunch of irrefutable arguments**, so I guess we were wrong***. Oh…   Read Story »