You may know that this Thursday night brings with it the final episode of the beloved television series 30 Rock. It's going to be ok! PLEASE STOP CRYING, YOU ARE MAKING A SCENE. I promise that…   Read Story »

I'm bored. Aren't you guys bored? It can be so boring sometimes! There are people who will tell you that "only boring people get bored" which is seriously the most ridiculous garbage. Only boring…   Read Story »

Forrest Gump: A mentally disabled man interrupts a series of newscasts. Lord of the Rings: A group of children are accompanied by a vagrant to throw some jewelry in a mountain. Inception: A crack…   Read Story »

There wasn't a time in Joey's life when he could remember not feeling lonely. As a child he was home-schooled by his brother Jack, who was actually two years younger than he was, but very forceful.…   Read Story »

TYLER PERRY IS WRITING A SCI-FI MOVIE! ER MER GERRRRD! Also he has some not-too-kind things to say about Prometheus! Obviously this news is very exciting and we're all very excited to play the naming…   Read Story »

1. Bet for more bets. 2. Bet that someone you have a crush on can't give you a kiss + love you forever. 3. Bet that you can predict the winner of the professional sports game and then pick one of…   Read Story »

Listen, I mean, I know that "children aren't toys." That seems obvious. They are humans and definitely seem like things that you need to be VERY careful around, even when you don't own them yourself.…   Read Story »

That 9-year-old boy who made the arcade out of cardboard has received a real pinball machine and his scholarship fund has received more than $100,000 in donations. So far he has not even signed on to…   Read Story »

"Hmm, I wonder what Mad Men would be like as a 'choose your own adventure' style 8-bit game, because I am a nerd, and also I am fictional."   Read Story »

It's hard to say how happy it makes me that Tyler Perry's new movie about a man named Deeds who is very good is called Good Deeds. GUHHHH. Love it. I hope Tyler Perry names his private island Private…   Read Story »