You spin, and spin, and spin. You think, "Someone who loves me would never put me in danger. Someone who loves me would never hurt me. So this must be safe." You let down your guard and have fun for…   Read Story »

I watched the movie Celeste and Jesse Forever this weekend. Have you guys seen that? With Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg? It's not great. I wanted it to be great. I love when things are great. But it…   Read Story »

As the snow starts to fall outside, beginning what is predicted to be a massive nor’easter for the east coast, I can't help but think, "fuck these guys, seriously. Fuck them and their bullshit,…   Read Story »

Imagine that you are not at your desk, or that you are not at your apartment, or that you are not sitting by the pool using your cruise ship's wifi or wherever you might be. (If you are in the last…   Read Story »

I watched a video this morning about the window washers of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, the world's tallest building, and please do not click on that link because, if you can imagine, it is an…   Read Story »

Guys, I'm not suggesting that we go so far as to live our lives without irony, I'm not an IDIOT, but there is something about throwing yourself into the holiday season and just soaking up as much of…   Read Story »

I'm bored. Aren't you guys bored? It can be so boring sometimes! There are people who will tell you that "only boring people get bored" which is seriously the most ridiculous garbage. Only boring…   Read Story »

Many of you have probably already read the e-mail Louis C.K. sent out a few hours before taking the stage on Saturday night. For those of you who haven't, it is a sweet, heartfelt little note…   Read Story »

As we enter into the last day of what has been a difficult week, it's important to remember that fun exists out there, somewhere. Maybe not in your backyard or wherever, where it's always summer and…   Read Story »

I'm not going to be thrilled about being invited to a birthday party and then having to play any sport after I showed up, but, honestly, fire soccer MIGHT get a pass. Live every Tuesday like it's…   Read Story »