One thing that it's important to remember going into the weekend is that we are all like these more-horrifying-than-you-expected rotting vegetables sitting in a bowl, being photographed every 40…   Read Story »
Everybody get out of the truck, we're here! We're here, it's Friday! We finally made it! Get out and never stop getting out, this is what we've been waiting for for probably about four days! (Via…   Read Story »
It is so close, you guys. All week it's as if it has been moving a closer and closer to our grasp, only to be cruelly pulled away at the last moment by some damn jerk who seems to get some twisted…   Read Story »
THANK GOODNESS IT'S FRIDAY! Finally, time to get out of our work spaces and do the things we truly enjoy, like driving around in our easy chair, wind in our hair, without a care in the world. Sure we…   Read Story »
Desperately trying to move our ridiculous baby bodies to a point where the necklace that is the weekend is within reach. Don't give up, guys! I know it seems impossible, but we're almost there!…   Read Story »
It's Friday! Let's take off our workweek grumpy masks and HAVE SOME FUN!
Remember to live this weekend like these babies will live their entire baby lives -- like a big dummy who doesn't…   Read Story »
You know what that explosion is? It's Fort Steuben Bridge, but you know what it stands for? The crummy workweek being blown to bits to make way for the #WEEKEND! Get outta here with that stuff,…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.