I know that I have said this before, but I will say it again now, and probably again another time in the future, and probably again after that, all the way until the year 2012, but considering how…   Read Story »

I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies…   Read Story »

Last night's MTV Movie Awards were weird, because much of the two-hour paid advertisement for upcoming blockbusters (like the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds rom com The Proposal. JK.) was ACTUALLY…   Read Story »

Jamie Foxx's new music video for "Blame It (On The Alcohol)" is FUCKING INSAAAAAANE. I was already laughing at Jake Gyllenhaal but then they showed Ron Howard and I farted so hard my head…   Read Story »

When I was in high school, my friend Jason and I were at the movies when a trailer came on for some foreign film that centered on a bourgeois family and, like, maybe a car crash, or a pregnancy? No…   Read Story »

Imagine a world in which Forest Whitaker directs a four minute long dystopian nightmare featuring an oversized skateboard, a "magical gourd of elixir," a Native American elevator operator, and a SWAT…   Read Story »

Well, whoever suggested Battlefield Earth can give themselves a pat on the back and a punch in the face, because it is definitely very, very horrible. I will say right off the bat, though, that I'm…   Read Story »