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Uh, Vh1's Famous Food Looks Perfect
Jul 1st, 2011 39 Comments
A show about former reality TV celebrities, terrorcore rap artists, and the Eliot Spitzer prostitute OPENING A RESTAURANT? Yes, please. Famous Food trailer, you guys: Oh man, this show!…   Read Story »
Hollywood's 5 Favorite Salads
Jun 27th, 2011 34 Comments
The Hollywood Reporter published an article this weekend called "Hollywood's 5 Favorite Salads." Hahhaha! That's a good idea for an article! I think my favorite thing about the article is the…   Read Story »
This Is Just A Video Of David Hasselhoff Eating A David Hasselhoff Popsicle, So, Normal Stuff
Jun 22nd, 2011 31 Comments
When you read about celebrities, you mostly hear the same complaints: that the disappearance of privacy is maddening, and also that cocaine omelets are delicious. Those are the two stories that are…   Read Story »
This Is Your Perfume: Que
Jun 16th, 2011 35 Comments
Uhhhhhh. Before watching this "commercial" I would have thought that a barbecue-themed perfume that smells like "an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat" would have…   Read Story »
This Is Just A Good 911 Emergency
Jun 15th, 2011 17 Comments
The Savannah, Georgia, police department had to remind citizens this week that 911 is for emergencies only and that misuse of the system is a misdemeanor offense after a woman called them to complain…   Read Story »
The Fourth Summer Jam Of 2011: Toasters N' Moose's "Taste The Biscuit"
Jun 14th, 2011 41 Comments
A few years ago, I went to a barbecue and someone brought a b.b. gun. Obviously. We stood out on the back deck shooting cans off the railing, and it was agreed that I was so good at shooting a bb gun…   Read Story »
Today We Are All This Lion
Jun 14th, 2011 24 Comments
I don't know about you guys, but I want to EAT THIS BABY so bad!!! If I was that lion I would be like "GET IN MAH BELLAY!" Get it? Do you think that the problem the lion is having eating that baby is…   Read Story »
That's Your Hot Dog: The Happy Hot Dog Man
Jun 13th, 2011 29 Comments
Hot dogs are delicious. Yum! Everyone knows that. Come on. If you met someone and they didn't know that hot dogs were delicious, you would have to send them back to do school all over again, Billy…   Read Story »
OK, THIS TIME THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS DEFINITELY BEGUN PROBABLY FOR SURE
Jun 13th, 2011 27 Comments
ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE RAISED SOME FALSE ALARMS IN THE PAST, BUT WE ARE QUITE SURE THIS TIME THAT THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS INDEED BEGUN. AFTER THE JUMP WE HAVE POSTED CONCLUSIVE…   Read Story »
Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks
Jun 1st, 2011 156 Comments
Our pizza pals over at FilmDrunk started this one, but we are going to finish him. I mean it. What? Basically, this week's game combines everyone's three favorite things: movies, puns, and food…   Read Story »