Have you ever wanted to see what really happened to former Top Chef contestants after they left the show? I mean not really really since they're still acting out for the cameras and building in…   Read Story »

One thing that is just so gross about having to live every single day of your life is having to eat. Like, having to make or buy something to eat, put it in your mouth, CHEW IT?, and then swallow it…   Read Story »

A lot of times when I think about, say, owning my own restaurant (I have quite an imagination!) I just see it as this endless drudge of high-stress work where you are constantly juggling a staff of…   Read Story »

Star Magazine reported this week that Gwyneth is opening a Spanish-themed restaurant in LA with Mario Batali, but her "rep" denied it. So, whatever. NOM NOM NOM or NOT NOT NOT. Ahhhhahahahahaha. We…   Read Story »

Casting calls are almost always hilarious. Look, if you want to see an alien shove itself into a human flesh suit in Men in Black and walk around all herky-jerky for the big guffaws, then someone has…   Read Story »

From the YouTube description: 1.4 billion people live on less than $1.25 per day. But how much is 1.4 billion, really? That is 1 in every 5 people on this earth live in poverty. Statistics like…   Read Story »

If you walk in on your parents having sex, just go downstairs and shove some pasta in your face. Don't ask any questions. Whatever you do, do NOT have a conversation with the people raising you. They…   Read Story »

Fake and anti-gay! This is a pretty good protest, though. You know what a protest is, right? Where you bring a wooden stool and a bowl and an acetylene torch and stand on the front lawn of a…   Read Story »

By now you have definitely heard at least something about this Chick-Fil-A stuff, right? You're on Facebook. Everything's happenin' on Facebook these days! Anyway, this chain restaurant that sells…   Read Story »

Many of you have probably been following the Chick-Fil-A news lately, but for those of you who have always been kind of annoyed at the presumptuous way in which a blog will just breathlessly launch…   Read Story »