Have you ever watched the television show Long Island Medium? They've parodied it on Saturday Night Live and it makes sense to me if you are more aware of that sketch than the actual show, since I…   Read Story »

Not long before dispatching this blog to you, President Obama declared a state of emergency in New York and 7 other states along the east coast. You can't buy bread or milk anymore, even if you…   Read Story »

Paul Brittain is leaving Saturday Night Live! This week! FOR GOOD! Oh no! Are we ever going to see him again?! Do you think?! -EW Good news, horse fans! The HBO series Luck, which had its…   Read Story »

Remake news is almost never good news, and anonymous Hollywood gossip about remake news is dumbdumb talk that never means anything, but OH MY GOODNESS! This is the best anonymous Hollywood remake…   Read Story »

Everyone has been affected by the economic crisis in some way*. People have watched their 401ks disappear. Homes been had foreclosed. And everyone knows someone who has been laid off. But at least…   Read Story »

The shortest short story in existence is widely recognized to be one written by the Guatemalen writer Augusto Monterroso (RIP, Never Forget). It reads: "Upon waking, the dinosaur was still there."…   Read Story »

gabe: How can Mark Wahlberg be destroyed? lindsay: Mark Wahlberg cannot be destroyed. lindsay: He has been so hardened by the mean streets of South Boston. gabe: he is invincible! gabe: he should…   Read Story »