Shivers. (Thanks for the tip, bluestockings.)   Read Story »

YEARBOOK! (Oh lord. Goodnight!) (Via TheHighDefinite.)   Read Story »

Q: Is the flame glove system fully operational? A: Yes. (Thanks for the tip, aftershock.)   Read Story »

It is going to be very hard to explain all of this to our grandchildren. "Wasn't one brand of wearable blanket enough?" "It was a different time, Bobby. Now go into the anti-radiation hover…   Read Story »

"Yeah, I want bangs, who doesn't?! But as a busy modern person in this crazy MySpace world, I just don't have time to sit around on my dumb butt waiting for my hair to grow. I've got SEXTS to send…   Read Story »

[Stephen K has a lifestyle blog and co-authors a fashion advice twitter that never gets updated. In this column, he will tell you how to get the hottest looks of today.] Nothing says the holidays…   Read Story »

After the jump, you can see a video of a naked model's hair catching on fire while she sits in a bathtub at Diddy's album release party (via BuzzFeed, Vulture, Dlisted, 50Cent.livejournal.com,…   Read Story »

Why, is it Christmas already? Because the new Goop is here! Just kidding. A tone-deaf celebrity's self-indulgent, masturbatory ghost-written lifestyle email newsletter is NO GIFT. It is a curse! Also…   Read Story »

brightcove.createExperiences(); The only thing funnier than a junior high school principal punishing his students with a pop culture reference they are way too young to understand* is that…   Read Story »

"I've dated a few hand models in the past, sure, who hasn't? But those relationships never worked out. I think the main problem with the other hand model girlfriends I've known is that they were…   Read Story »