"I've dated a lot of guys in my day, I mean, OK, that came out weird, I just mean that I'm not some teenager going all googly eyed over my first crush. I've had some experience in that arena is all.…   Read Story »

Glenn Beck has started his own denim line, OBVIOUSLY, because this is AMERICA. I love the specificity of that opening sentence. Late last year. Not "recently," or "last year." Late last year.…   Read Story »

Uhhhhhhhhh. Brad Pitt is in this month's issue of Interview magazine, talking about whatever the hell he even talks about these days. Honestly, I am not sure. I feel like anytime you read a quote…   Read Story »

Ew! I hate Robocop's new outfit! It's so 2009. One day you are in and the next day you are Robocop, auf wiederscop. Paris Hilton says that Robocop's new suit is NOT hot. It's such a lazy pastiche of…   Read Story »

Two of my very good friends are getting married this weekend, and so I am sitting on a cross-country flight to attend their wedding. (That's right, I have friends. Jealous?) Do you even understand…   Read Story »

The world's most selfless and down-to-Earth woman wins its most noble and meaningful award.   Read Story »

Here are a couple of photos of Jonah Hill on the set of Martin Scorcese's newest movie, The Wolf of Wall Street. Looking good, buddy! The movie stars Leonardo DiCaprio as Mr. Wolf (haha, I am not…   Read Story »

Oh how beautiful! It goes perfect with your social anxiety and soup stains. #NERDZ   Read Story »

Wassssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Yo young women who don't just reTumbl things but occasionally post original content and young dudes who aren't afraid to show enthusiasm for things as long as the…   Read Story »

Now you too can smell like an out-of-touch heiress to a Hollywood dynasty with her own facial cream advice blog.   Read Story »