Last weekend, someone asked me a surprisingly interesting and complicated question: what is a normal day like for you. It's not surprisingly interesting or complicated because of the answer. A normal…   Read Story »

I don't actually know how anything works, obviously, so I am sure there are probably some very solid theories out there about what is the best way to maintain a civil society, and that this includes…   Read Story »

Sometimes it feels like the world is a desolate, insignificant spec of dust in a cold, endless, and indifferent universe and that everyone is completely alone in this abandoned wasteland, doomed to a…   Read Story »

Download it to all of your telephones so you're ready at your next summer event! (Thanks for the tip, Marty.)   Read Story »

Another day, another teenager posting a video on YouTube of himself singing a song in his bedroom about he masturbates to all of the Facebook profiles of the women he knows. QUE SERA SERYUCK! The…   Read Story »

Earlier this week, Chet Haze sent out an emergency email to his fellow students asking to borrow notes from class to help him with his final. You good peoplez really came through. Thank God. So, as…   Read Story »

Lots of Oscar news, you guys. This is so exciting! It's like the time all those Chilean miners were trapped in that well and you didn't know whether they were going to make it out alive or if all of…   Read Story »

Like mah status if you finally replaced your broken coffee maker! Like mah status if you had been making coffee in a French press while you were between coffee makers and there's something to be said…   Read Story »

America's bride, Courtney Stodden, whose Facebook account was disabled due to an organized effort on behalf of the married women (?!) has had her Facebook count reinstated! Oh phew. Thank goodness.…   Read Story »

Oh my God, who is your favorite member from Heart To Heart, a band that is somehow real? Is it: Nazi Snowboard Face? Lesbian Spaceship Commander? Evil Rice Krispies? Human Popple? or…   Read Story »