I know it's Monday. I know you're tired. But can you just stop and take a deep breath before-- Ugh, nevermind! There is just no reasoning with you! (Via ViralViral.)   Read Story »

What, you feel smart now? You feel funny, like a big funny smart guy? You have the comedic upper-hand now that you've surprised and made a fool of someone ON THEIR BIRTHDAY, just when they were under…   Read Story »

1. Get yourself summer ready. There's no use having a summer-ready weather balloon if you're not going to be ready to go outside in the sun and fill it up with exhaust from your chainsaw or whatever,…   Read Story »

Some days everything just seems to work out somehow. You get home right in time to catch the UPS guy as he's leaving you a final notice, or you really want an iced coffee and then find two dollars in…   Read Story »

Well, ok. Here is the cast of Downton Abbey as dogs? I hardly understand this, but I do understand that it has Downton Abbey in it and I do understand that it has dogs in it and I do understand that…   Read Story »

You know what that explosion is? It's Fort Steuben Bridge, but you know what it stands for? The crummy workweek being blown to bits to make way for the #WEEKEND! Get outta here with that stuff,…   Read Story »

7-year-old Maxwell Hinton was diagnosed with cancer, and a Make-A-Wish Foundation style foundation (because I guess Make-A-Wish Foundation is the Kleenex or Band-Aids of cancer patient…   Read Story »

1. Introduction: From nearly the moment the theater darkened, I realized that a movie about the complete destruction of a city on the Pacific Ocean was maybe not what I was in the mood for and that I…   Read Story »

Wait for it. Wait for it. Awww, come ON, you guyyyyyys! I said wait for it! (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

Your honor, as you can see from video Exhibit A, my client, a tax-paying father of two, was simply minding his own business when his car was cruelly THROWN 100 FEET IN THE AIR, AND ALSO ON FIRE. Now,…   Read Story »