If this show was a physical reaction to stimulus (or lack thereof), it would be the sensation of pins and needles in a limb that has fallen asleep. If it was a state of being it would be "drowsy." Do…   Read Story »

We've already addressed some of Entourage's main problems. Like the problem of how there's no actual dramatic tension, and the problem of how it's treading lukewarm water, and the problem of how it's…   Read Story »

As predicted a couple of weeks ago, we've finally gotten our #2 plotline (of the 4 possible Entourage plot structures). This is the narrative turn in which all of Vince's lazy anti-ambition finally…   Read Story »

So this was on during some sort of sports game on ESPN last night, and though it's not the craziest local car dealership commercial by any means, somehow it manages to make you think of Entourage and…   Read Story »

So, after last week's wretched death of studio head Alan Gray, it seemed obvious that things would start turning up for Vince, and they might. But first apparently they are going to start turning up…   Read Story »

I'm sure that the mildly amusing resemblance that this poster for Steven Soderbergh's biopic Che has to the imaginary failed Pablo Escobar biopic Medellin in Entourage is just that. A cute instance…   Read Story »

The only thing that was keeping Entourage watchable at this point was its consistently bubbly no-stakes jacuzzi of a plot (i.e. no plot) that has been its hallmark since season 1. Get in, the water's…   Read Story »

Entourage has been picked up for a sixth season. Will these bitches never stop hugging it out?   Read Story »

Entourage has four plot structures. There's the "Uh Oh, Vince Is Doing Fame Wrong," plot (#1). There's the "Hooray, It Still Paid Off, Though," plot (#2). There's the "One-off Episode of…   Read Story »

Apparently David Beckham fell in love with a guy pretending to be Rex Lee (Lloyd on Entourage) at some party, going so far as to bring the imposter into the VIP area where they drank together all…   Read Story »