Nowhere is safe. Everything poses a mortal threat. Flapjacks = Death. Lock your doors. Wear a SARS mask. Eat matzoh. There's no escape or salvation. We must try and remain calm even when it is…   Read Story »

In what sounds like Simpsons fan fiction from the least creative casual Simpsons viewer, a man named Bart Simpson stood on trial yesterday (or, the news BROKE yesterday at least) in front of a judge…   Read Story »

DOWNTON ABBEY! DINNER JACKETS! MR. BATES! COUSIN MATTHEW! THE IN-LAWS! IRELAND! LAURA LINNEY! AHHHHHHHHH! Remember when season 2 of Downton Abbey came out and some people complained that it had…   Read Story »

We flew all the way to England and made this PSA about "rubbish" collection to tell you thank you for using our website. Music by Kelly Conaboy. Lyrics and melody by Gabe Delahaye. (Thanks for the…   Read Story »

Obviously, things work a little differently in places that aren't the place where I live. I get it, and I'm not tryna be down on it. People can use the metric system if they want, whatever gets them…   Read Story »

A group of English moviegoers are asking for their money back because The Artist turned out to be SPOILER ALERT silent. This guy knows what they're talking about.   Read Story »

Oh thank God for that plastic bag! No offense to this old snooze, and I'm sure his family loves him very much, but I was just thinking "is he going to talk forever about something nobody cares about…   Read Story »

Look at her going whatever the word for HAM is in England! Hammies? Yorkshire steaks? Newcastle slammies? I'm sure it's something kind of silly like that. Pig slices. "I'm going BACON RASHERS!" What…   Read Story »

Well, OK, Stephen Colbert is probably not a joke thief, but he does make a joke at 0:48 in this clip that sounds very familiar and is a VERY GOOD JOKE!   Read Story »

Allo, guv'nah, moy nahme is Dohnahld Draypah. Wouldn't yah loike an oice-cohld kyan of Coar's Loite? Mate? Oy! (I'm an account executive at the boutique firm Totally And Nailed It.)   Read Story »