Life can't be all work and no play. Actually, it certainly can be all work and no play, but having a life that is all work and no play is absolutely not the ideal. I think we can at least put down…   Read Story »

If you haven't read that New York Times Sunday Magazine article about Lindsay Lohan and Paul Schraeder yet, you really should. It's fascinating. On the one hand, it's one of the most relentlessly…   Read Story »

Since this was a short week, I've spend every day -- which is almost not an exaggeration -- thinking that it was an entirely different day. So you can imagine my surprise when I awoke this morning to…   Read Story »

Elton John has FINALLY broken his legendary silence and announced his decision that Justin Timberlake should play him in a biopic. Sure, Elton John. Got it. Everyone write this down. Duly noted,…   Read Story »

When it was first announced that Elton John would be both the host and the musical guest of this week's episode of Saturday Night Live, I wondered why. But now that the episode has aired, I, well, I…   Read Story »

Haha. Oh, Elton John. YOU MAD!   Read Story »

I didn't really watch the Grammys last night. I poked in and out. (Nullus.) It's really more of a Stereogum thing. (Or is it?) It just seems like out of all the awards shows, none is more out of…   Read Story »